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The posts you are about to read are REAL. The
names have been changed to protect the innocent.
*insert Dragnet theme here*

As a regular poster/lurker and numerous BBS' out there on the Ye Olde Worlde Wide Webe, I come across a LOT of pointless, silly, or just plain "omg, what's this person on CARCK?" type messages posted. As a joke, when I would find on of thee little gems, I would copy and paste the message and post it for my friends.

As time went by, I decided that there were too many of these brilliant examples of human intelligence out there for me to keep to myself. So, I decided I would make a page on which I shared these messages with the world!

Now, you might be thincking "Well, you don't exactly always post 100% relevent posts yourself, there ducky", and you are right. But you must understand, being poorly written, having typos, being pointless or stupid on a normal level does not get a post onto this page. The posts here are the best of the worst! I'm sure you will understand this once you read through them! :)

I hope you enjoy these as much as I do :D

The posts come in 4 categories:

The Robinette Opposition

These are posts made by people (mostly at the mm.com board) who have decided to try to stop the Robin Love.... when will they ever learn...?

The Best of the BBS

Read these, it will make you smarter! I promise!

The Robinette's Strike Back

These posts were made as mock arguments between the Robinettes. Sometimes these ones really scare me, I thinck we are a *little* too good at impersonating the BBS LAMRETARDS ;)

Other random posts that I find amusing

These aren't all necessarily *silly*, but they are things that made me laugh. Humor me! ;)

DISCLAIMER:
I am aware that MUCH of the bad grammer, spelling and just plain incoherant sentences you will read were made by those for whom English is not their first language. I am not trying to make fun of people who can't speak English well!
Many of these posts were made by troublemakers. It seems to me, that if you are going to try to go to a message board and *start a fight* with someone in a language you have not even come close to mastering, you are leaving yourself WIDE OPEN for insults!
I also include some that are not starting fights, but that I still find very amusing because of the mistakes in grammar. I thinck everyone can agree that sometimes reading something written by someone attempting to use your language (whatever it might be) can make you laugh, and that this is not meant as an insult.
Ok, that's enough of that... I seem to have written a BOOK! I guess what I am trying to say is, PLEASE don't be offended, it's all in fun :)

The Pathetic Opposition
Posts made by those attempting to interrupt the ROBIN LOVE

FORMAT:
BBS
THREAD
(ORIGINATOR**)
TIME/DATE

**This refers to the person who started the thread, NOT the person who posted this particular post SUBJECT/MESSAGE

Official Manson BBS

Robin Finck Rocks My World

(Bee Arch)

6/3/2001 -- 19:41 Gayfornicators

God you guys are gay Iam so tied of hearing about that dildo Robin or whoever the hell he is.I mean damn ive never seen anyone so far up anyones ass as all the robinettes. Its like my good friends "tragedy6" say go find you a Fucking Finck site, And get you a bottle of lotion too and go jackuate to the rhythm of Robin.

Official Manson BBS

Robin Finck Rocks My World

(Bee Arch)

7 6/3/2001 -- 20:56 Dude
Im mot a man dude im a women

*Note: this was in response to a sarcastic reply I made in which i referred to this poster as "little man"... it's like "Umm... thancks, that clears things up"
Official Manson BBS

THE *I WORSHIP ROBIN FINCK* POST

(glitter_n_speed)

6/1/2001 -- 16:51 ick!!
you people!!

*Note: This is a very minor offense, but I like the sentiment! ;)
Official Manson BBS

*wasn't noted, but may have been the same thread as above*

6/2/2001 -- 10:52 Robin Finck
This is the Manson website! Not the Robin funking Finck website.

Official Manson BBS

*This was posted directly after the above post*

6/2/2001 -- 11:13 jmmm
Thanks you Tragedy6 I was going to say the same thing; THIS IS A MARILYN MANSON SITE GO POST THE ROBIN FLICK SHIT ON HIS SITE..!
Sorry venting here..

*Note: This was posted by an old opponant... this chick has been telling us this same thing since the *old* bbs! Hasn't she figured out yet that we *aren't* going away and she should ignore us if she hates us so much? And for that matter, shouldn't she know how to spell his fricken name by now?! They tell us we post his name too often, well appearently NOT often enough to teach these monkeys how to spell it!
Official Manson BBS

ok gyrls its time!!! get ready for some robin love!!!

(glittrrkitty)

6/24/2001 -- 22:58 RoBiN .........that..........fink............
hes just a banjo marionette player.. playing trent reznors genius fungis

...i guess him being auh marionetteiss way your a ...................Robinette

*Note: ??????

Random Other Posts
These are the posts/chats that didn't seem to fit into any of the other
categories, but that I still thought deserved to be here for one reason or another. :)

This is a conversation that occured between some guys at a guns n roses message board. I found this very cute and funny :)

Guy GNR Fan #1
Robin Finck.....Hot?
June 23rd, 2001, 7:05am
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Ok my 17 year old cousin was over here and I was talking about GNR, and I showed her pictures of the new band, and when she saw Robin she goes "Oh what a hottie." Every girl who I have been around when theyve seen Robin Finck has expressed that he is "hot". Now Robin a great guitarist and all but........... Girls.........please explain.......

Guy GNR Fan #2
Re: Robin Finck.....Hot?
June 23rd, 2001, 7:08am

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the same with my sister....and my mother..... they think he is hot!

*Note: LOL @ mother! ;)

Guy GNR Fan #3
Re: Robin Finck.....Hot?
June 23rd, 2001, 9:48am

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I have the same experiance

Guy GNR Fan #4
Re: Robin Finck.....Hot?
June 29th, 2001, 2:07am

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every non gnr fans female around who've seen robin said he was the man they all said he's gotta a sexy attitude and they also said somthing like "oh, the new GNR seems to be like they've fired the uglies ones and replace them by cool & sexy fashionable guys"

*NOTE: SEE? Robin is universally considered a hot stuff! :) EVERYBODY loves Robin! Even that one guy's mother! lol! :D

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In fact they were both so big I had to move them to their own pages! :)

Page created: July 30, 2001
Page Last Edited: August 1, 2001

FORMAT: BBS THREAD (ORIGINATOR) TIME/DATE This refers to the person who started the thread, NOT the person who posted this particular post	SUBJECT/MESSAGE
Official Manson BBS Robin Finck Rocks My World (Bee Arch) 6/3/2001 -- 19:41	Gayfornicators God you guys are gay Iam so tied of hearing about that dildo Robin or whoever the hell he is.I mean damn ive never seen anyone so far up anyones ass as all the robinettes. Its like my good friends "tragedy6" say go find you a Fucking Finck site, And get you a bottle of lotion too and go jackuate to the rhythm of Robin.
Official Manson BBS Robin Finck Rocks My World (Bee Arch) 7 6/3/2001 -- 20:56	Dude Im mot a man dude im a women *Note: this was in response to a sarcastic reply I made in which i referred to this poster as "little man"... it's like "Umm... thancks, that clears things up"
Official Manson BBS THE I WORSHIP ROBIN FINCK POST (glitter_n_speed) 6/1/2001 -- 16:51	ick!! you people!! *Note: This is a very minor offense, but I like the sentiment! ;)
Official Manson BBS wasn't noted, but may have been the same thread as above 6/2/2001 -- 10:52	Robin Finck This is the Manson website! Not the Robin funking Finck website.
Official Manson BBS This was posted directly after the above post 6/2/2001 -- 11:13	jmmm Thanks you Tragedy6 I was going to say the same thing; THIS IS A MARILYN MANSON SITE GO POST THE ROBIN FLICK SHIT ON HIS SITE..! Sorry venting here.. Note: This was posted by an old opponant... this chick has been telling us this same thing since the old* bbs! Hasn't she figured out yet that we aren't going away and she should ignore us if she hates us so much? And for that matter, shouldn't she know how to spell his fricken name by now?! They tell us we post his name too often, well appearently NOT often enough to teach these monkeys how to spell it!
Official Manson BBS ok gyrls its time!!! get ready for some robin love!!! (glittrrkitty) 6/24/2001 -- 22:58	RoBiN .........that..........fink............ hes just a banjo marionette player.. playing trent reznors genius fungis ...i guess him being auh marionetteiss way your a ...................Robinette *Note: ??????